tuesday is customarily the day i vlog about something deep and insightful, like hookers and customized snuggies. unfortunately, today i didn’t have the energy for those types of mental acrobatics, so you’ll have to be content with outtakes.
too many people try to pretend like they’re perfect, and that’s just not me. i do stupid things all the time, and i’ve learned not to take myself too seriously. and apparently, it has become my mission to not allow anyone else in the universe to take me seriously either. hence, the gag reel. try not to revel in my idiocy too much, okay?
— Alexis
















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That was very funny and very brave.
Plus, I think it really does help put some people at ease knowing that your vlogs don’t all come out perfect on the first try.
first try? more like the eighteenth try.
It’s a good thing I’m nice, or I would post about how I ate breakfast with you and your child, and I almost had to call CPS for neglect. And if I think it’s neglect, you know it’s bad. You know, since I’m a big proponent of child sweatshops and all that crap.
But it’s a good thing I’m nice, so I won’t mention it.
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That was the most brilliant vlog I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously. I’m going to watch it like twelve more times.
that means a lot, coming from the boobie balancer.
That was the BEST vlog ever!!! You are funny shit my dear.
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Oh for shit’s sake, you’re funny.
Please be my friend.
I’ll wipe pubes off your lips and everything.
San Diego Momma recently posted..Funny Has a Flip Side
i will be your friend as long as you promise to leave whatever is on my lips alone.
That was AWESOME. I love that you did a gag reel. It was so well put together too. Ditto to what San Diego Momma said.
Melissa recently posted..Aquarius & Jones- Can You Dig It
That is some funny stuff right there. I love that you are so real. Seriously. You rock.
Ok first of all let me say I am now torn. I love you and your vlogs and I hate you that even out of the shower you have hair that lays just beautifully AND you are beautiful too boot.. yep now I am torn in how I should be around you.. AWKWARD. Seriously though LOVE this..
out of the shower is the ONLY time my hair lays down…otherwise, it would have been like don king.
This was fabulous! You have your own personal blooper reel!!
These are the types of videos that let people know more about who you are…. great job!!
Sherri recently posted..my very first ever and maybe last v-log…
Wow. Funny stuff. I’m all kinds of impressed.
My fave part was the “my first vlogging tip would be………have something to say.”
I also wish I knew how to actually freaking edit anything I record on my webcam or digital video. I have to now do 40 takes of any vlog because I don’t know how to edit.
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i don’t know how to edit either. that is the magic of imovie and my macbook.
This was amazingness. I may have to copy you and do something similar, but I’ll give you credit!
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feel free to copy away…i don’t feel like i can really take credit for the gag reel. or can i? hmmm *rubbing whiskers*
i have NO idea how you did that gag reel.
But
i LOVE it.
I delete all my stupid videos…LOL.
Where i mess up…
You are AWESOME.
Love it!
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i don’t delete ANYTHING. it will be really good blackmail for whoever hates me enough to steal my computer.
hahaha!! I love the gag reel. Anyone that can make fun of themselves and post it for the whole world to see….priceless. You have made my day..I am genuinely smiling from ear to ear and it feels good to smile like that.. I am gooing to watch that again… and again….LOL.
i’m so happy that i could brighten your day.
making an ass of myself was totally worth it if it made you smile.
I think you are perfectly hilarious. As always you make me laugh and smile and I can’t believe you said “pube”
Sei is going to kill you for posting that LOL
whatEVER. you know i gotta keep it real.
he totally laughed, i was actually kind of surprised.
who laughed sei laughed i would laugh too if i was there
It’s seriously unfair for one person to have such pretty hair AND skin. God!


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it is TOTALLY unfair. who are you talking about now?
unintentional irony? one of my fave things.
LOVES it.
November 13, baby!
That may be the motivation I need to start vlogging once in awhile… I was always thinking, “Dude I forget what I’m talking about midsentence & smile awkwardly- no one would like me.”
Apparently, that’s still likable, cause I’m still excited to meet you “IRL”.
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You’re such a nut job. I love you like crazy for it. Seriously.
I like you and stuff.
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Girl, you are too many things.
I love it.
Was that to0 forward of a comment considering this is my first comment on your site? Hope not.
not at all. people professing love for me is always welcome, unless i have a restraining order against them. i’m fairly certain i haven’t taken a RO out against you, so profess away.
You are so cute!
Loved the part with the hubs!
Thank you! Seriously… today is a BAD day as I have 7 super grumpy kids in my house, my own children are at school and I’m missing them, and I’m just plain pissy. But your vlog today cracked me up! And now I’m smiling….
You are awesome.
)
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you are most welcome…seriously, that is my main mission here–to make you smile by embarrassing my family. glad to know mission is accomplished.
I love you.
I love your blog! super cute! I added your button to my daily inspiration page! Come check it out! let’s keep in touch!
Enjoy the rest of your week!
thanks for grabbing my button! i’ll be by your blog in a minute.
MAAAAARYYYYY…what the heck are you doing 2:25 to 2:30? This is some good stuff. I hate that your hair looks absolutely perfect in every single one of these. Frek.
i am pretending to play a car racing game on my fake ipad. duh. and my hair doesn’t always look like that, truly. you know that.
Helluuurrr…I know it don’t always look like that…the mere fact that you can get it to behave like that kills me! It’s like it deservees a treat or something for staying that way! so gawgeous.
Can you do another one of these blooper ones when your butt gets better?!
Will you marry me? I’ll let you call me stupid on your vlogs anytime you want.
You’re preeeeeeteeeee….(she says in a creepy voice)
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well, whenever i’m finally in the market for a new wife, you’re first on my list.
Bahahaha!!! that was too funny!!
Did you know that you are GORGEOUS???

Michelle @ Mommy Loves Stilettos recently posted..An Odd Obsession
i did not know that, michelle. but that doesn’t mean i don’t appreciate it when other people tell me i am.
someday I will learn how to do the vlog. then then world is in trouble. my whole life? is a gag real.
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